Of course, you like girls
Why wouldn't you?
They're pretty, and you're a boy
Don't hug him, he's a boy!
Forget about the swimming pool
Where you saw Alex splashing
He's got a girl, he's a smart boy
So should you.
Forget the 10th grade teacher
No, not Mrs. Garcia, silly!
You're a boy, it's okay to like her
Forget about Mr. Brown, though.
Forget the drunken night
You didn't like kissing him, silly!
It was probably the drinks, or the dare
You shouldn't be drinking anyway.
Beards are great, of course
You should have a beard too
Beards make you a man
That's why you like beards, of course.
You're a confused, growing boy
You don't know what to think
What to feel, whom to love
Let me guide you, though.